Enjoy Awoof MTN 500MB Data (Confirmed Awoof)

For those of us who has been following this blog for sometime now, you would agree with me that we posted and enjoyed this plan from MTN called Quick WinD last year but it’s obvious that very few persons are aware of it hence we are coming up with this awareness to let more people know about it and how to get it on their respective MTN lines.
With MTN Quick WinD you get 500MB for just N100 . YES it’s as cheap as that. It is not a cheat or tweak, rather it’s an official data bundle provided by MTN to some select customers, in other words, it’s not meant for all MTN SIM cards. As you can observe, virtually all tech blogs in Nigeria are talking about this plan at the moment because it’s features cannot be overemphasized.
FEATURES OF MTN QUICK WIND
✔ Bundle cost 100 Naira for N500MB
✔️ The bundle can be use on all devices including the newly introduce nokia 3310 with operamin browser as well as all Android, iPhones, iPad, tablets, dongles, modem etc
✔ No VPN required or any tunneling applications
✔️ It works during the day and night
✔️ Validity period is 7days or 168hours
✔ It doesn’t supports all sim chip
HOW TO ACTIVATE MTN QUICK WIND
✔ You should have at least N100 in your MTN line.
✔️ Then dial this code *446*11*4*7*5#
✔️ You will receive a confirmation message if it’s successful and your 500MB will be given to you.
HOW CAN I CHECK THE BALANCE?
Dial *559# or *559*2#
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR SIM IS ELIGIBLE
If you get “Y’ello, your subscription on Quick WinD 500MB fails”, lt means that sim is not eligible for the offer.
Try on another MTN sim card and pray it’s successful. Note, only few MTN lines are eligible for this offer

Drama As Nollywood Actor Caught With A Married Woman In A Hotel (see Photos)

Nollywood actor Wilson Joshua was caught with a married woman in a hotel at world bank owerri, the actor who is just coming to limelight, has featured in couple of movies and comedy skits, paid for a hotel room and lured one Mrs Jennifer.

The husband got a tipoff by a friend were he caught the young actor and he forced them to continue.

All of this happened in an ongoing movie being directed by Frank Anyanwu and starring other nollywood stars. The movie will be dropping soon.



7 funny but annoying questions Nigerians are fond of asking

Nigerians are just funny set of people who can ask the most annoying but funny set of questions you can think of.


Nigeria man laughing  (The sheet)

Nigerian can ask the most annoying yet funny set of questions.


A good number of us have either asked or have been asked these question at some point or the other. A lot of times, some people ask questions that can make you want to ask them if they are okay. I mean, why should someone be asking you the obvious.

Well, as much as these questions can be annoying, the sarcastic answers that come with them makes them really funny and hilarious. Here are some really ones.

1. You see identical twins, and then you ask

Are you guys twins

McClure Twins  (Bra Perucci)

No, it's picmix.

2. Your friend calls you and asks, where are you? and you answered at the ATM, and he asks you again, what is happening there?

A man using the ATM  (Video Blocks)

I am photocopying money.

3. You're watching a movie and then your friend asks you

Are you watching a movie?

A guy watching a movie on his laptop  (Shutterstock)

No, I'm actually discussing with the TV.

4. I mistakenly cut my thumb with razor blade and then someone asks

Why did you cut yourself?

Cutting your fingernails  (Real men)

I have too much blood, I want to reduce it.

5. My long time friend sees me, and she asks me, is that you?

No, it's my mother when she was young.

Friends greeting each other  (ABC news)

6. You see a woman who just gave birth and you then ask did you just give birth?

A woman carrying her baby  (Science news)

No, I bought the baby from eBay.

7. Someone sees you leaving a place and asks, are you leaving?

A guy going somewhere  (Stocksy)

No, I'm practising how to walk.

Nigerian Lady Panics over S*x as Wedding Day Approaches

A 27-year old lady who had a bloody time while being deflowered is currently panicking over s*x after her wedding ceremony following the tightness of her v*gina.

Followers of a relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin have been dropping s*xual advices as a bride-to-be seeks public views over her concerns about s*x.


According to her, she fears that the lack of experience and the tightness of her v*gina will make s*x so painful for her after her wedding.


Read her story below:

Shocking!How Small Manhood Made Banker Lose His Wife & His Life to An Agbero!

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If you are a man and you DON’T want to lose your wifey to one stupid “Agbero” or sugar boy better read this true life story to the very end!
This true life story is about a 31 years old banker.


He  lost his life in Agege part of Lagos State through a fight with a street Agbero all because he had a small manhood and and only lasted for just 2mins!


 How Did a Seasoned Banker Got to the Level  of Fighting with an Agbero?


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This guy had a girlfriend whom he promised marriage.It turned that this lady was secretly dating another man (The Agbero).


On discovering what was happening,the banker got so angry.


He could not mad with the fact that his fiancée was secretly “KNACKING” another
man behind his back.


So he asked the lady to choose between him and the Agbero.
Guess What?


The babe went for the Agbero, thanked the banker for his many  years of assistance then walked away!
Women!


Still trying to figure out if he was dreaming or it was actually happening for real, this banker picked up his phone and called the lady’s line.
 


Surprisingly, the receiver was a man-the agbero.
“Shebi you don free her?”


“Why you still dey call dey disturb my babe?”


He continues….


“So na that small money wey you dey give her wey I take dey help life na’im
make you dey show yourself abi?”


The Agbero was ranting at the other end.
This banker, remembered that the very  phone with which they were answering hiscall was an android phone (infinix hot) he  bought for the babe.
He stormed out in anger to meet the girl & retrieve some of his belongings that were in her
possession.


Unfortunately for him, the Agbero was there too!


That was how the fight started.


The Agbero broke a bottle and stabbed him around the neck.


That’s How a Good Banker Died In The hands of A Worthless Agbero!


What would make a lady abandon a man  who foots her bills for another who takes from her?
Why would a woman cheat on a well to do man like a banker?


The answer is simple!


That Abgero has one thing the banker didn’t have…..


Unlike the rich banker who was a confirm “2 Mins Man” Big, Strong & Reliable Blokos that can drill that babe till she loses her brain and went for a tout instead of sticking to a reasonable man.


You See what man men don’t know is that for women it’s NOT always about the money.


Rather it’s about how long your Blokos is & how long you can last on bed that will blow up their mind and make them feel you I their head…in short sturdy shows that it’s like a “drug” for women.


-Forget About Owning a Range Rover!


-Forget About Your  Billions of Naira in your Account!


-Forget About Being a “sweeet” Husband!


-Forget About Giving Her 500k For Shopping!


If you don’t “Chop”  her “honey well” another sugar boy or Agbero will do the “Chopping”  for you and collect that “Shopping Money” you gave to you wife.


If youare a 2 Mins man like Indomie, just forget it, you woman will either cheat on you, or leave you along!!!


So my dear brother, it’s all about how well the man in between your leg works..can your Blokos fork for over 40 Mins?


Can you last long?


And that one thing is what women want and they are ready to do anything to ensure that they are fully satisfied to the full, that’s why you see that the Bankers Babe left him for a Agbero without.


Do You Know The Worst Part?


It Will be hard for you to even see another babe!


Because women of nowadays know how to  SPOT a man who have a small Blokos & who don’t last for like 30 mins from far!


 


Who am I to Say All This?


I used to be a 2 mins man who can’t even last for 1 mins!


I don’t wish for Even my Enemies to have, I could barely stand a round!


Men! My condition was so terrible I went to Cele Church & Herbalist for cure because I know what this use to lead to…


 


 


A Unhappy Home!


I also tried several things, I did not work at all, the Tiny Blokos did not even rise an inch!


And I was a even a 1 mins man!


 


But Did I see Any Solution? Hell No.


 


I was Depressed, with myself!


This was Driving her crazy and I needed to do something or Else I will lose her!


I searched everywhere, use all sort of things…just  to get the solution to my EMBARRASING  caricature Small Blokos & 2 Mins Manliness Palava…but to no avail.


And he had to do something Unless I will lose this wife like I lost the LAST one to my  Aboki gate man..(oh…another story!)


Hopefully 5 Month I Discovered a very POTENT save solution for my small blokos and premature ejaculation problem!


It works Like Gangbusters!


But guess what?


Guess Where I Discovered the Solution?


Nope!


Not at a Church, Not even at Mosque, Neither one Imam , nor Bishop, nor Babalowo performed any spiritual Miracle .


Nor is It a funny annoying foul smelling Agbo, and all sorts of rubbish!


All thanks to my Sharp Friend Tobi, that Bad Man, she showed me a No Side effect cream that can give you a SOLID  7 inch Blokos in 14 days or Less & a 100 % Natural  Pemature Ejaculation Killer that kills 2 Mins Manliness like Boko Haram!


Luckily Me!


I discovered a this game changer that turned me from a totally useless man with an Invincible Blokos to a STRONG man with a strong Rod that can last for over 40 mins in action.


 



Now my friends can NOT leave their wives with me…cos they know they will be tempted to taste my Rod of Life!


I felt less than a man…even with all my Millions, I was not worthy to be called a man.


 What about my Wife?


Or will I say Ex-Wifey?

End of the road for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Due To Lack Of Sponsorship

Popular TV Quiz gameshow, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire will be going on a temporary hiatus, due to a lack of sponsorship. The show, whi...

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