Joke

*Daughter: Daddy, I want to go and collect my notebook from my classmate*.
*Father: My friend, Go and sit down! That's what your mother used to tell her father when she wanted to visit me*.
*Nonsense*!!!

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Facts

Check Out Exclusive List Of 10 Struggles That Are Too Difficult For New Mothers To Deal With

While the human race may be a sU-Cker for cute babies, new mothers don’t have it easy. They get to do a lot of the behind the scenes associated with the cuteness we often see.
1. Sitting down is a chore
2. Your clothes don’t fit
Your big stomach is gone so you can’t wear your maternity clothes. And you still can’t fit into your pre-baby clothes because of the baby weight.
3. You’re still a glutton
You’re still eating for two. Even though you’ve given birth, you’re still eating for you and baby since you’re breastfeeding.
4. You still can’t drink alcohol
Yep! Alcohol is still restricted because even though you’ve been craving some for months, you’re gonna be breastfeeding. So, alcohol is still off the menu.
5. Sleep for you is a thing of the past
Because your newborn wakes up every hour screaming his/her head off. This is you every morning:
6. And the disgusting smells
How can something so cute and adorable make something that smells that bad?!
7. Your feet is still swollen
Everything seems to be swollen. You can’t even catch a break.
8. You’re invisible
The moment you walk into a room with your newborn, you might as well be invisible because everyone is gushing over him/her.
9. Your hormones are still messing with you
Crying at every drop of the pin because of hormones. Raging hormones that haven’t gone away.
10. You become paranoid
Now that you’re a mother, you become aware of every tiny thing that could harm your precious newborn.

News

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Vicher entertainment: Joke: When the pastor says "all the virgins should stand up" and your ex stands up. And you be like "aahh, Funke, Jesus is Lord o...

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*Ladies is it true??*

*A lady Said*

As a typical Nigeria girl🙆🙆
Wen you fall sick😫😫😫😫
And your mum give you DAT look😮😮😮😮 "Abi oti loyun😁😁
That one will not even pain me oooo
Wen I know I didn't do anything🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙅
Its when she nah take you to the only chemist in d area💊💊💊💉💉💉
And that one will be playing with your eyes👀👀👀👀👀Like Shes looking for salt in the soup and asking-------------
"Bawo lo sen shey e
For my mind I be like
"O nshey Mi bipe aye yin fe baje ma
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁*Ladies is it true??*

*A lady Said*

As a typical Nigeria girl🙆🙆
Wen you fall sick😫😫😫😫
And your mum give you DAT look😮😮😮😮 "Abi oti loyun😁😁
That one will not even pain me oooo
Wen I know I didn't do anything🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙅
Its when she nah take you to the only chemist in d area💊💊💊💉💉💉
And that one will be playing with your eyes👀👀👀👀👀Like Shes looking for salt in the soup and asking-------------
"Bawo lo sen shey e
For my mind I be like
"O nshey Mi bipe aye yin fe baje ma
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Joke

The problem is that some ladies have used cucumber to destroy their pleasure island, tomorrow they get married to one innocent young man and they will say he cannot satisfy them.

How can he satisfy you when you dualized the narrow road to double lane? Like Lagos/Ibadan express way.

A f'igba to so'ra e di Julius Berger sha.😏😏😏

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Joke

When the pastor says "all the virgins should stand up" and your ex stands up.

And you be like "aahh, Funke, Jesus is Lord oh😭    .............

(bro no be ur ex u talk).
She is now a born a born again Christian behold all things av become new..
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Joke

A white guy would kiss his pissed girlfriend to stop her from talking.
You cant try that with Naija girls...
they will still talk inside your mouth😏😒😄😄😄😄
Awon Elejo ofo🙄🙄🙄

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Joke

A person is a person but when he enters;
● In hospital he is called a patient
● In a taxi he is called a passenger
● At school he is a student.
● In stadium he is a fan
Question, what is that person called when he enters a toilet??..

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Joke

A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you to stop d planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 500 billion; wat will you do?????
As for me,is not dat i like moni just dat I love respecting elders

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