🎇 NEWS📰 OF THE WEEK📩
And Banky Double U👨 said to Adeshua👩, I can keep you👉👩 in ma Prison for life!
And Adeshua said to him, let's see how you're CAPABLE of doin that😮
& Behold😱! Banky Double U Passionately, Romantically & on a bended kneel brought a small glitterin & an expensive finger-cuff that's braced wif pure Emerald Stone💍 outta his pocket😱 & said to Adeshua, will U be ma Prisoner for life🙏?
Adeshua couldn't resist the Passion she saw in his eyes👀, the Romance she felt in his voice💖 & the little beautiful magical cuff💍 in his hand. So EXCITEDLY she said YES🙌! Lock me up🙋! You're CAPABLE, LOCK ME UP!😘
& Mr CAPABLE👨 just cuffed her finger✋.
& then Banky double U stood up & a collision of mouth 💏 mouth took over for a while😊😊
In anoda Drama:-
Give us back our over 200 Lambs👩👱 U stole🔪🔫💣 from our farm house🏣 3 years ago & we'll give back your beasts👹👹 which our hunters💂💂 took from U in the SAMBISA playin field🌲🌳 when they both engaged in a hide & seek play😏 so the Nigerian Government told the dreaded Book H Sets💀
& The agreement ended up by exchangin 82 lambs👱👩that've been livin among the villains for 3 years for an unmentioned numbers of beasts👹👹
It was reported that the numbers of the lambs that were supposed to be released should be 83, buh 1 of the lambs refused to leave the house of her captor because she's been eatin a fat & a long grass she had neva tasted before she was taken😀. Well, grass is different from grass. Perhaps his own is Greener & sweeter😛
Buh the general Question is this! are these lambs still the same innocent lambs they took away 3years ago 😐😐??
Cos Government released the same ruthless beasts😈😈 to them intact. Or even more ruthless than they were before they were captured😯
So again, A big pot🍯 was put on fire🔥& a simple GRAMMAR "COORDINATING"was put inside by BUHARI to OSINBAJO. Buh everybody started bringin out turnin stick to stir d word😂
The last one that I am not understandin😦👇
Somewhere in Lagos grammar school Some flock of cockerels🐥🐣 that are yet to become cocks🐓🐓 decided to circumcise the chickens🐤🐦?mthat were in the same pen house with them🤓🤓
My name na Vicher😕, & I dey on top of the statue of liberty 🗽 ?make una come beat me😀😂😂
