The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over N1500...😒😒😒
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer, plastic hand fan or even comb for you as a Gift 😑😑.
So I've decided on my wedding day when my baby and I will be dancing, people won't spray us directly... In a single file,like offering time in church,they will put the money on a tray for all eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food as follows:
NO MONEY: Pure water and toothpick😠😠
N200:White Rice without meat + pure water.😀😀
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke😁😁
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + a Malt😊😊
N2000-N9,000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + chivita and bottle water 😉😉
N10000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself...👏👏✌👍
😂😂😂😂😂
No cheating!.... This is recession period.☺☺☺
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