Joke

Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our dialect. If U are in a sophisticated area like BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you by like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Adenuga.
….but if you are in a place like MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his😬😬😬😬 pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.😂😂😂😂
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,😁😁😬😂
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying to😯😯😯😯😯 understand the digits. After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, ko te yii, Kimi shey wen ko m te nonsense number, afo koo te number, o m te coins, kii katikati. ATM. Vomits card, gba card re, ko ko oshi lo. ALARAKA😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂